Philosophy Graduate School Admission Results

So happy! One of my top 2 picks. 1a/0w/3r/10p

Who's dick do you have to suck or pussy you have to lick to get in to some of these programs? I won't eat ass but I'll slobber on a pole or move a monkey if that's what it takes. There should be some sort of sexual aptitude requirement for graduate school to weed out all these orally incompetent prudes with weak stroke rates. Oh, I also won't swallow, but you can shoot it on my chest; I don't like it in my hair :)

Ignore Waitlist. Has anyone heard from Cambridge, for the Philosophy MPhil? Some people have gotten acceptances and rejections, I'm still at the degree committee.

0a/2w/3r/14p

GPA is grad. 0a/0w/4r/10p

I emailed the the department to ask whether I am rejected or waitlisted. They reply that I am rejected. Well they never send any sort of notification not even an update on the application portal.

Canadian (Permanent Resident) applicant for MA, got a very nice email from the grad program director. Undergrad from a mid-tier Canadian university. Will most likely be accepting.

Canadian applying for direct entry PhD; waitlisted for MA instead. Waitlist is short and unranked but I have mixed feelings about it!

Email from Julie Klein

4r/1a/17p

0a/1r/0w/8p