19 Feb 2022

Boston University

Philosophy, PhD (F22)

Wait listed via E-mail on 17 Feb 2022

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Who's dick do you have to suck or pussy you have to lick to get in to some of these programs? I won't eat ass but I'll slobber on a pole or move a monkey if that's what it takes. There should be some sort of sexual aptitude requirement for graduate school to weed out all these orally incompetent prudes with weak stroke rates. Oh, I also won't swallow, but you can shoot it on my chest; I don't like it in my hair :)

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