Graduate School Admission Results

Rejected after interview. This is hurting.

Got an email telling me to check portal. Clicked status update, and there was my acceptance letter. 3.88 is also the GPA I applied with (it has since changed).

Funding details would be mailed later by the school

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has anyone else recently been visited by a bearded white man with a sock (specifically having 3 holes on its big toe, middle toe, and ring toe) but on his hand ?? he's one of the most popular homeless people at berekelee and even tho he looks like a rando, hes definitely the leader of the furry pack at berks. so he calls up Sal Eeks (the founder of the eeks program duh cuz itz named after her) and because sal is secretly also a furry. so i had an interview with sal bc white homeless man knew about my secret identity as the underground furry p0rm trading ring in topeka kansas. sal asked me why i was interested in EEKS at berekely, and i told him its bc berekele is the p0rm capital of the world and i can exploit the poor undergrads that attend berkly eeks. he told me that thats actually why he started eeks at burkley so he was extremely happy. so after that they decided they wanted me and also i threated to eat alll of his motts fruit snacks if he didn't let me in (and his research funding).

EE portion of EECS. Saw update on portal.

I was chillin as I usually do browsing in my bed in Jammies with a bottle of Patron and then I see this email shown up in my Spam folder. It was from Berkeley EECS and they sent me a full acceptance to the EECS program. I dinnit even apply or anything, apparently they just hit up my Google scholar and GitHub and decide to accept me because of all the papers I written. I was like bro chill that's kind of creepy I only applied to Stanford Stanford ride or die betches but Berkeley was like we wantchu anyways and they gave me a coupon for a local hostel which is the only affordable place for student to rent as part of my acceptance package. That is a much better deal then the expensive AF Palo Alto 50s era apartments Stanford gives students so I decided to go to Berkeley even though I didn't apply.

Unofficial acceptance from head graduate advisor, formal acceptance letter and funding info to be released soon!

Came the history department's admissions recommendation. Funding details and the formal offer shall arrive "shortly." A funded trip to the department's visit day is offered as well. No GRE.

Got an email asking to book interview slots. Fingers crossed.

Offer from department, no interview

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Emailed to check portal