07 Feb 2023

University of California-Berkeley

EECS, PhD (F23)

Accepted via Other on 06 May 2020

Note

has anyone else recently been visited by a bearded white man with a sock (specifically having 3 holes on its big toe, middle toe, and ring toe) but on his hand ?? he's one of the most popular homeless people at berekelee and even tho he looks like a rando, hes definitely the leader of the furry pack at berks. so he calls up Sal Eeks (the founder of the eeks program duh cuz itz named after her) and because sal is secretly also a furry. so i had an interview with sal bc white homeless man knew about my secret identity as the underground furry p0rm trading ring in topeka kansas. sal asked me why i was interested in EEKS at berekely, and i told him its bc berekele is the p0rm capital of the world and i can exploit the poor undergrads that attend berkly eeks. he told me that thats actually why he started eeks at burkley so he was extremely happy. so after that they decided they wanted me and also i threated to eat alll of his motts fruit snacks if he didn't let me in (and his research funding).

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