Graduate School Admission Results

Have all rejected students received email to apply for Stanford’s 2 year RA program? My misery is cleary very amusing to them

To the posters below. Was the email from POI or the department? What did they say? I am waiting for my decisions and have not hear anything yet.

TTPB accepted for Ph.D. - Big congrats on your acceptance! Can you please share which discipline you're in?

weak fit anyway

+ full funding

Yay! So excited!! Dream school! Now after the long and arduous process of prepping for GREs, courting professors through undergraduate and master's programs, and sweating over whether or not I'll make that nebulous cusp from A- to A, I can spend six more glorious years killing my eyesight in an asbestos-ridden library cut off from friends and sunlight, at the end of which may or may not be a quasi-proper job in a location over which I'll have little-to-absolutely-no say and where I'll hopefully spend the next seven to thirty years agonizingly demurring to colleagues who reflect my own pretentiousness (while at the same time caught in a pitiful, vicious circle of avoiding my family who has become resentful of my working 80 hours a week) and to students I'm sucking up to who will likely not even have the decency to appreciate the subject I've offered my soul to or let alone leave me the positive reviews essential for the tenure committee's approving that Full Professorship I will never get!

To the poster below: big congratulations to you! When did you have an interview? Which professors did you interview with? If you can share a little bit on your background (test scores, research, majors, degrees, etc), that would be great. Congrats once again.

To the post below. What do you mean "we will hear back late this week"? Hear Interview notifications? or PhD offers?

Hepth

It was a reach but congrats to everyone else that has been accepted.

"While we realize this decision may be disappointing, we would like to reassure you that the chosen candidates are not only smart than you, but also funnier and better looking."