Computer Science Graduate School Admission Results

Notified on February 4

Ignore waitlist. Did everyone accepted get a letter/email?

Received an email from the POI

I received an email from USC stating that they have never seen an application like mine. Like totally, I understand most people fill out those tacky online portal applications (EW!) but I went the extra mile and printer mine out on pink glitter paper and mailed it to the AdComm. I included a link to my OF which is just videos of me coding omg don't be dirty. I am ready to bring the FUN to the CS party! Being a normy nerd is sooo 2022.

I received a call from the admissions committee today. They informed me that I was the worst applicant who had ever applied to Stanford CS in the history of the program. They were planning on rejecting me but the ghost of Leland Stanford appeared in Gates and began following professors around, telling them that if they don't accept me, all of their future grants will be denied with little to no feedback. The professors called an emergency meeting and decided that given the circumstances it would be best to give me an offer. I am however debating whether to accept this offer or instead a promising one from Grand Canyon University.

so irl im a furry (corgi and shiba mix, rly cute i know) and harry the husky (IF YOU DON'T KNOW HIM, THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T GET IN!!!) came to me in a wet dream to tell me that him and dubs rly thought i was a good fit. he howled at my mom and my uncle but my witch brother turned him into jelly and convinced to play just dance instead. he was so impressed that he decided that we would be mate (WARNING: mpreg). ya and then he parachuted out of the window (this was actually rly weird bc i live on the first floor) and howled another time (like he was pretending to be jacob from twilight but if edward was trying to eat his liver at the same time). anyways he then sucked on my toes as i put my size 13 mens nikes out of the window and then hopped away like a bunny

6969696969 (THAT'S WRITE i gamed my gre score to have 69s ur mom) ummmm so i like woke up this morning, and this snAIL is like knoking on my windoe with its little eye thiing and im like okie what OWO ;-; its rly early but i then opened the snails shell and it was a letter from Jack leland stanford, the love child of jane and leland (ya they had a 3rd, polyamory yikes). so i am like "ok jack, go off" and jack was like "ok rubberduckysquishy, we noticed htat u had a 169 on ur gre and 69 is my favorite position so we thought that u would be so good for the comooter science phd, ok bai" i was like "omg this is sooooOOOOOO crazy. i can't believe i got into standford !!!!11 i then proceeded to call up jill, jane's twin sister who had an affair with jack (i know its aunt and nephew) and she told me she was the one who got me in." ANNIE WEIGHS ya im in and u l053rs aren't

Interview in Jan

Avoid this university at all costs! UA Little Rock has substandard process of graduate application with collecting PhD and other graduate program applicant fees firstly and not requesting any admission related docs. They have silly administrative systems and disorganized controls through out their entire institution space. Whoever you would call on for action before or after the degree program enrollment from the Chancellor to the cashier may provide zero assistance or would worsen your condition. Avoid at all costs.

Avoid this university at all costs! UA Little Rock has substandard process of graduate application with collecting PhD and other graduate program applicant's fees first and requesting any admission related docs. They have silly administrative systems and disorganized controls through out their entire institution's space. Whoever you would call on for action before or after the degree program's enrollment from the Chancellor to the cashier may provide zero assistance or would worsen your condition. Avoid at all costs.

Direct email from the department accepting me into the program.

GPA top 2%, interviewed with POI (on behalf of the committee), remote summer internship at UIUC.

Field: ML

I received an email to check the status and got accepted today! Funding information was included in the decision letter, and I am happy to be offered full funding for five years. I didn't have an interview, and I am currently pursuing a research-oriented master's degree in the US.

SOP and LOR were probably decent/good. 1 publication, which probably gave me an edge