Graduate School Admission Results

4 pubs in top conference. But a firm "no".

Ignore the status. Does anyone notice the change on application portal? Everything disappeared, only shows "Thank you xxx! Your application was submitted on xxx"

I received an automatic email that my application had been updated. GPA is MA which I'm graduating with this May. Onwards! 0a/1w/2r/7p

I was just chilling a few days back when I received a call from Stanford. They said, "We wanchu but your vibe was kinda off bruh idk". So I said, "What do I need to do?" and they said "You mind if we check yo vibe ?" and proceeded to ask me to meet them at a real sketchy neighborhood. I declined. A few days later, I receive another call and Surprise, Surprise! It was Stanford again, being real desperate and all to have me join them and make a shady deal. As the last ditch attempt, they said, “Do you love me?” I tell them, “Only partly. I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry" and disconnected the call. -420.69/10 wouldn't recommend. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives they out to get'em!

applied to DOERR School of Sustainability, study Oceanography, no GRE

I thought it was over when a bunch of acceptances went out last week, but today I got an email from the PI I interviewed with saying that I've been admitted. Awesome!!!!! Hope springs eternal.

Rumor: Spots for theoretical applicant are scarce for this cohort, especially for qit and hep (one spot). Feel like a relief as I am, unfortunately, among one of the two subfields with only one spot.