29 Feb 2024

Liberty University

Catholic Literature Study, PhD (S24)

Accepted via E-mail on 29 Feb 2024

Note

While I was doing laundry, I prayed to Jesus for a free dryer. To my surprise, I received a positive response, and I realized that Jesus must have been listening. Later, when I checked my email, I found out that I had been accepted into a program that I had previously considered junk mail. Although the program did not mention a stipend, they offered me free laundry services for the next four years, and the opportunity to lead the elevation worship in the AA. However, I am now concerned because I do not belong to the ethnicity they were looking for, and I do not support the Republican Party. I am worried that they might cancel my laundry plan at any time.

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