Application Information

Details and information about the application.

Institution
University of California-Berkeley
Program
Mechanical Engineering
Degree Type
Masters
Degree's Country of Origin
International
Decision
Accepted
Notification
on 10/03/2023 via E-mail
Undergrad GPA
3.52
  • GRE General: 163
  • GRE Verbal: 146
  • Analytical Writing: 3.00
Notes
I was in me undies counting sheep trying to fall asleep when me mate's mom burst into my room yelling "Steve, help me print this god damn visa application form. Those bloody printers and laggy emails ain't freaking working". So I got up and logged into my email and saw this fishy unread mail titled "Cogratulasions" send by fijitaupimu69x. I mean, who the hell can't spell words these days, unless its an alien civilisation struggling to recruit me for their space program. Couldn't be bothered to help me mate's mom print her dumb application so I told her to wait outside till me put my pants on. But in the mean time I clicked open the email and found out that I've been accepted to Berkeley. But I mean, I didn't apply to Berkeley at all, I applied to Berklee College of Music. Them bloody application agents with bad English must have accidentally threw my application to the Berkeley portal instead of Berklee! "There was no freaking way imma attend Berkeley" I thought to myself, how the heck am I going to park my two Buggatis when my Nobel medal hasn't arrived yet. Just when I was about to click the "decline" button the annoying woman knocked the soul outta my bedroom door again. Thank god I didn't click the damn decline button, cuz I just found out my stepdad donated ten Ferraris for that offer.

Timeline

  • Received notification of Acceptance