Application Information
Details and information about the application.
- Institution
- Stanford University
- Program
- Computer Science
- Degree Type
- PhD
- Degree's Country of Origin
- American
- Decision
- Accepted
- Notification
- on 09/02/2023 via Phone
- Undergrad GPA
- 0.00
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GRE General: 0
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GRE Verbal: 0
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Analytical Writing: 0.00
- Notes
- I was just chilling a few days back when I received a call from Stanford. They said, "We wanchu but your vibe was kinda off bruh idk". So I said, "What do I need to do?" and they said "You mind if we check yo vibe ?" and proceeded to ask me to meet them at a real sketchy neighborhood. I declined. A few days later, I receive another call and Surprise, Surprise! It was Stanford again, being real desperate and all to have me join them and make a shady deal. As the last ditch attempt, they said, “Do you love me?†I tell them, “Only partly. I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry" and disconnected the call. -420.69/10 wouldn't recommend. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives they out to get'em!
Timeline
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Received notification of Acceptance