09 Feb 2023

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Computer Science, Masters (F23)

Accepted via Phone on 09 Feb 2023

Note

I was feeling so low after multiple rejects until I was not. It was 3 AM, and I was soaked in motor oil when I got a call. It was Mr. Massachusetts Institute of Technology himself. "I have seen you use computers, and you sure as hell know how to handle those bad boys. The way you slap them keyboards and mouse makes my CPU run hot. Let us computer science together here at MIT, I really want to see you science these computers". I was elated, until I realized. "But Mr. MIT, I would never science a computer other than mine, I have a religious upbringing. I hereby will have to decline your offer". He responded "Ok".

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